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Archive for April, 2006

says who?

Posted by lorenda on April 30, 2006

As I am writing this the police are knocking on the door. They will find what is left of her in the freezer but all the identifying bits are in my belly.

This should be the last post for this blog as I will be in prison and lorenda is dead. mmuuwwaahhhh

Unless she is resurrected.

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um

Posted by lorenda on April 29, 2006

i musta done something right! i went into work at 2:30 and because our sales were suckin’ i got to go home at 6:30. WHOO HOO!!

my husband is flippin’ crazy.

he is trying to kill me .

somebody please call the cops!

ow!

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sigh

Posted by lorenda on April 29, 2006

I DON’T WANT TO GO TO WORK!

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good day

Posted by lorenda on April 28, 2006

What a beautiful day today has been. Sky was clear, hardly any clouds. Blue blue sky. You could even see the mountains today. Adams and Rainier. H and I went golfing. It was so pretty. I think we both got a little sun. H got a little buzz, and not from a bee.

When we got done we went to the “store” and picked up some halibut and salmon burgers. Guess what we’re having for dinner? I love the halibut. Actually I really like swordfish but it’s kind hard to find ‘cuz it’s either endangered or there is a limit on how many can be caught each year. I’m not sure.

I think next month when I take my vacation we’re gonna go down to Oregon and check out some places to live and the golf courses. But don’t worry we’ll take the camera and I’ll blog the pic’s.

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Gack

Posted by lorenda on April 27, 2006

I think my body is trying to get a bronchial infection. I’m coughing up pretty yellow frothy lung butter. gack. I think I should go have a cigarette. haha. H set up the humidifier last night and I actually slept pretty good.
actually I slept way to long and missed a get together with a friend in need. So I feel like an ass. But hopefully we’ll get together this afternoon, maybe I’ll wiggle her away tonight as I’m going to a beading class this evening with Jessica.
I was ’sposed to go up and visit my folks today. But that’s not going to happen. Tho’ I really need to go up and visit for a day. I’m such a bad daughter.
last night I did something quite momentous. I ….. Shaved my legs! Amazing no? And I painted my toe/finger nails. I know, I know quite girlie. But I was feeling a little frisky.

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‘Cause breaking up his hard to do

Posted by lorenda on April 26, 2006

this is for you darlin’, and you know who you are…

“Don’t take your love away from me
Don’t you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I’ll be blue
‘Cause breaking up his hard to do

Remember when you held me tight
And you kissed me all through the night
Think of all that we’ve been through
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

They say that breaking up is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it’s true
Don’t say that this is the end
Instead of breaking up I wish that we were making up again

I beg of you, don’t say goodbye
Can’t we give our love another try
Come on baby, let’s start a new”

Cuz breaking up is hard to do, but damn necessary.
Stay strong.
Chin up.
& don’t let the bastard see you crying.

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Did you see this?

Posted by lorenda on April 23, 2006

Oregon man survives 12 nails to the head
33-year-old meth user attempted suicide using nail gun, doctors say


Updated: 10:46 p.m. ET April 21, 2006
PORTLAND, Ore. – An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors say.
Surgeons removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill, and the man survived with no serious lasting effects, according to a report on the medical oddity in the current issue of the Journal of Neurosurgery.
The unidentified 33-year-old man was suicidal and high on methamphetamine last year when he fired the nails — up to 2 inches in length — into his head one by one.
The nails were not visible when doctors first examined the man in the emergency room of an unidentified Oregon hospital a day later. Doctors were surprised when X-rays revealed six nails clustered between his right eye and ear, two below his right ear and four on the left side of his head.
The study did not say how long the nails were, and a hospital spokeswoman refused to release that information. A photo published in the study suggests the nails range from 1½ to 2 inches long.
No one before is known to have survived after intentionally firing so many foreign objects into the head, according to the report, written by Dr. G. Alexander West, the neurosurgeon who oversaw the treatment of the patient.
The man at first told doctors he had had a nail gun accident, but later admitted it was a suicide attempt.
The nails came close to major blood vessels and the brain stem but did not pierce them. The patient was in remarkably good condition when he was transferred to Oregon Health & Science University in Portland, where the nails were removed.
The patient was later transferred to psychiatric care and stayed under court order for nearly a month before leaving against doctors’ orders.

associated press via MSN.

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hmm

Posted by lorenda on April 21, 2006

Guess what we did? We woke up and played 18 holes of golf today! The weather was gorgeous. a bit windy but sunny and almost cloudless. Came home and barbecued some steak. Made a small tater salad started to watch Apollo 13 and h passed out on the couch while I surfed You-tube.

I found some funny stuff on there. But I haven’t figured out how to post so it’ll just play instead of routing you to the website hmmm… Any suggestions? Well it’s getting late and I’m in need of a porn fix.

ta ta for now..

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Posted by lorenda on April 20, 2006

whatcha think? i changed things up a bit. added a feature that i found from another site that i thought was weird and cool.

ahhhhhh i know your looking…. post dang nabit!

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Posted by lorenda on April 20, 2006

hahaha

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